fat-fingered 

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.

I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!

fat-fingered by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

fingerprint magnet 

A word used to describe an electronic device (such as a notebook computer, MP3 player, or cell phone) that is prone to attracting visible fingerprints. Most often, these devices have shiny or glossy reflective surfaces designed solely for aesthetic or trendy appeal. Not only do these surfaces easily fingerprint, but they are also prone to excessive visible scratching.

The iPod is a classic fingerprint magnet.

fingerprint magnet by pwumavs March 1, 2008

Flap Fingered 

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

Flap Fingered by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

fingerbrush 

Using your finger instead of a toothbrush to brush your teeth by putting toothpaste on your finger tip and brushing as if it were a toothbrush.

Tom: Dude, you want some breakfast?
David: Yeah sure, let me fingerbrush first, I forgot my toothbrush at home.
Tom: Ok, try to brush hard.

fingerbrush by SoupInABowl June 18, 2009

Two fingered gypsy 

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.

I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.

Two fingered gypsy by Btown kid May 20, 2013

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered 

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.

I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

fingered up the duckpond 

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.

Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond

fingered up the duckpond by wertytrew May 6, 2011