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fixing shit 

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
fixing shit by Vebb May 20, 2016

fixing a sprinkler system 

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.
The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.
Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.
Flinging by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

Flingwing 

A rotary wing aircraft, usually associated with a helicopter, however & to be fair can also be used to describe an autogyro
Do I really need to draw a picture for this one? If you ever saw a video of a helicopter accident you would understand why I refer to them as a flingwing!
Flingwing by Flingwings September 2, 2006

Chekhov’s Firing Squad 

A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.
“Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!”

fixing to 

fixing to- verb meaning to start or begin
I am fixing to take my shower. Anyone need in the bathroom before i do?
or
Dude, watch this, Rocky is fixing to kick Appollo Creed's ass.
or
Im fixing to go out , so don't wait up for me.
fixing to by happy 2day October 18, 2012