Farmers League 

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.

Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.

Farmers League by StuTheDon March 29, 2023

farmers league 

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

farmers league by soepicchill May 23, 2023

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004

Farmer Joe

A dead leg caused by a knee kick. When a person kicks you in the side of the upper thigh using their knee, causing you to feel immense pain and suffering. The target may collapse and limp for the rest of the day.

Aww man Ben gave me such a farmer joe last night. I couldn't even walk.

Farmer Joe by benmcm1994 January 22, 2021

farmer sisters 

when you and another person hoe around with the same person. (farmers use hoes, yanno?)

Oh my god, you talked to Parker too? I guess that makes us farmer sisters!

farmer sisters by nattychamp123 October 11, 2018

mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

Honey ham farmer by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016