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Chocolate escalator 

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.
"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"
Chocolate escalator by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

escalade 

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises
the escalade has weed in the back
escalade by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

escalade 

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."
That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.
escalade by Jon March 19, 2004

Escalade 

A vehicle which inner-city morons with bad credit aspire to drive; much in the same way hillbillies aspire to own a fireworks stand.
"Fo shizzle, dat Escuhlay be duh mad phat, pimped out, and off duh hook, G!"
Escalade by Angry Man October 30, 2003

Escalation of Inebriation 

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.
"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

flat escalator

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.
flat escalator by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013