No kidding Einstein 

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

No kidding Einstein by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

Einstein

1. a really smart guy
2. a complete idiot

1. Wow! You must be Einstein!
2. You forgot the keys, Einstein.

Einstein by vv007!!! April 17, 2006

Albert Einstein's brother 

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend

Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

Albert Einstein's brother by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008

jeffrey epsteined

to be killed by a government agency in secret and having it framed as suicide

i heard putin jeffrey epsteined himself

jeffrey epsteined by Bobban sagethan February 24, 2022

Albert Einstein 

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.

Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized

Albert Einstein by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity 

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity by Televangelist July 7, 2009

Einsteina 

Very smart female.
Very good friend.
Deep thinker.
Caring, compassionate, attractive, strong.

That girl has beauty and brains, she's such an Einsteina.

Einsteina by bertosgirl February 3, 2010