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Dry Snitch 

To indirectly snitch someone out, without actually informing on someone.
Russell flies Tom's Toy Helicopter on to the roof, Tom doesn't know yet. Dave is about to dry snitch.

Dave: Hey Tom, what's this remote control for?
Tom: That's for my new helicopter. Hey, where is it anyways?
Dave: Ohhh... I don't know, I saw Russell flying a helicopter earlier..
Dry Snitch by ThatsNotNorml December 23, 2014

Dry-Skype 

A sexual Skype session. It's somewhat ironic because there is nothing dry about it.
Oh my gosh! I just walked in on my roommate in the middle of a dry-skype.
Dry-Skype by Rarararararararara5 December 10, 2013

Asian Dry Spank 

When an Asian says "Be right back." on XBOX to go jerk off without using any lubrication. The Asian Dry Spank may also be followed by the excuse "I'm going to take a shower.". The Asian Dry Spank usually occurs once or twice a day and late at night, and lasts for a duration of about 5 to 10 minutes.
Ryan: Be right back, going to take a shower.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.
Asian Dry Spank by Alectric April 26, 2013

dry season 

As opposed to "wet season" Aperiod of sexual drought
No sex for quite some time.
dry season by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

dry socket 

pure hell which sets in a couple of days after a tooth extraction; usually wisdom teeth.

if your surgeon applies too much force when removing the teeth you are more likely to encounter this; it involves the bare jaw bone being exposed-- alowing bacteria and air to come in contact with it, causing pain that is unstopable by normal means such as Vicodin or Valium.
i was feeling fine after surgery then i got dry socket and now i just whence in pain all day.
dry socket by Zhen July 24, 2006

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.