Dr. Doofenshmirtz 

The best character of all time. You may have seen him in his iconic role in the show " Phineas And Ferb" If you ever watch one of his backstories you will truly cry. Balloony is also a god

guy 1: have you seen a backstory
guy 2: ya I cried

guy 1: same
guy 2: Ya Dr. Doofenshmirtz is good

Dr. Doofenshmirtz by MegaOogie October 30, 2019

Heinz Doofenshmirtz 

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".

My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Heinz Doofenshmirtz by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012

doored 

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

doored by roger February 3, 2004

Dooded

to get totally wacked out and high to the point of having no control of yourself on caffein, tends to make everything funny and is acheived by consuming very high amounts of energy drinks late at night

"Ruben was so dooded that he started talking giberish."
"Last night we got dooded on BLACK MAMBA."

Dooded by mr.kq122 January 31, 2009

doofenagle

A weird person that does stupid things (Commonly used in the Greater Boston Area)
Someone who just doesn't act like they're supposed to.
A dumb sketchball.

Stay away from the doofenagled guy on the porch smokin that shill

Quit acting like a doofenagle, and pull your pants up.

doofenagle by planesovacarsovatrainsovaboats October 3, 2017

cockadoodle dooed 

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

cockadoodle dooed by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011

Scooby-Dooed 

When you are too high to participate in real life

That fifth blunt had me straight scooby-dooed yesterday

Scooby-Dooed by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016