divappear 

When a person involved in a local theater project acts like a diva and disappears when there's work to be done, or skips out on rehearsals.

Andrew: Does anyone know where Billy is? We need to haul this heavy gear into the theater.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.

divappear by Chris.G November 2, 2011

disappeared 

To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.

"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."

disappeared by G.S.S September 8, 2007

Disappearing Panda 

When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.

As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."

Disappearing Panda by spacetrucker February 17, 2008

disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012

Disappearing Panda 

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

Disappearing Panda by Special Ed February 2, 2005

Disappearing Pastry Chef 

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

Disappearing Pastry Chef by zihb November 6, 2023

disappearing eggroll 

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

disappearing eggroll by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004