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Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"
Zooey Deschanel by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008

deuche bag 

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.
"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."
deuche bag by doomweasel October 26, 2005
A small twattish teenager who is resembles a large judi dench
e.g. Max hunter rogers is denchy
denchy by mrswagins October 27, 2014

KatsuDeku/Bakudeku/Decchan 

It is the ship between Two Characters in the shounen Anime My Hero Academia / 僕のヒーローアカデミア.
The Ship consists of Izuku Midoriya / 緑みどり谷や出いず久く and Bakugō Katsuki / 爆ばく豪ごう勝かつ己き.
It is viewed as a Unhealthy Ship, But Bakudeku Fans seem to think otherwise.
Person A : I Personally ship KatsuDeku/Bakudeku/Decchan.
Person B : I don't Ship it but i respect it, Since they aren't real and people need to stop fussing over anime characters and calling stuff toxic.
Person A : Right? You can't just tell someone that something the like is bad and expect them to Stop liking it, Keep your opinion to yourself! I don't care what you think!
Deach: (dEch) n. 1. A rich jerk with a heart of gold 2. Santa Claus' Filipino cousin. v. -ed, -ing 1. To give ukuleles selflessly while maintaining an air of snarkiness.
OMG, I got deached!

c'mon, deach me please!

Who is Deach?
Deach by HaileISela March 9, 2009
To completely and utterly verbally beat someone down with minimum effort, usually in a single senteance, phrase or word, sometimes in comparison to the verbally owned downs long amount of speaking.

Originates from Judi Dench in the Bonds film ability to own some of the greatest people of Earth with minimal effort, notably the opening cut scenes of James Bond video game, Blood Stone
He got totally Denched!
denched by ThatGavinFellow December 21, 2010