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Destroy Dick Decade 

This starts on January 1st 2020 and lasts until January 1st 2030, No Nut November will not count until then.
John: Yooo dude this will be the last No Nut November for a decade!
Mike: Wtf why?
John: Destroy Dick Decade is coming up, remember?
Mike: Oh yeahh.
Destroy Dick Decade by RareDoggo02 November 8, 2019

Destroy Dick December 

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times
Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go
Destroy Dick December by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

destroy dick december 

on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light

Destroy Dick December 

Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".
Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
Destroy Dick December by ESB275 December 13, 2018

destroy the toilet 

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

Destroy Dick December 

The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.
Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.