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Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.
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darling Darlene darla Darlington darlin Darline Darlyn darl Darlis Darleen
She’s beautiful, moody, and falls for guys easily. She may act goofy but in the inside she’s really smart and magnificent, She’d make the perfect friend and partner. She will be the most craziest person you’d ever meet in your entire life, she may be different from other girls but this different is a good different. She sometimes has a bitchy attitude but only when you get on her bitchy side. She’s confident and pretty and you will never regret you met her.
The new girl is such a Darline
Darline by Hy_pnos November 5, 2018

Kill your darlings 

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase
Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.
Kill your darlings by FeO2 October 15, 2012
Cute , funny ,perfect smile, life of the party
Omg darlina is so cute ! I wish I could be her .
Darlina by Hsbdienendn June 9, 2017
hey darlene- travis
Darlene by uzumakitravis April 22, 2019
a young intelligent woman who sees a bright future ahead of her. She is determined and persistant. She is a great lover and helper. She give no fucks what anyone says and she is fierce. She is amazing and strives to be the best.
Wow, looks its Darlen!
Darlen by Pseudonymcrazyamazing3 December 29, 2017