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Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.
have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy
corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020

Diggity Chops 

noun
1. Extreme skill or ability with regard to a particular action or activity.
2. Chicken cooked in the style of pork chops; roasting, grilling, or frying, but there are also recipes of stuffed diggity chops. The cut includes the miniature chicken T-bone. It is then deep fried. Informally known as Ohio U Chitlin Legs.

verb
1. The process of evaluating and commenting on a female's appearance, usually implies a favorable assessment.

adjective
1. A description of a skill or ability, implies supremacy or mastery.

adverb
1. To add speed and class and/or stealth to an activity.
"Yo son, you hear Jaqwan play Beethoven's Symphony No. 5 in C minor? Damn he diggity chops!"

See Bill Cosby reference diggity chops chicken: Cosby Loses His Mind on ESPN 2, 5, and 6

"Man, you see that girl!? Damn son...diggity chops!!!"

"Yo son, you hear Jaamaal play Beethoven's Symphony No. 5 in C minor? Damn he got mad diggity chops!"

"Come on Shaneeqwa, we in a hurry, I know you dressed up but get over here and order me a hot n spicy diggity chops!"

Han: "Keep your distance Chewie but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance."

Chewbacca: "Ngyargh yargh."

Han: "I don't know...diggity chops sicfly casual."
Diggity Chops by Big Diggity February 22, 2012

Righteous Chops 

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.
Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

poke chops 

This describes a Southern term for a particular sexual style and habits.
Ben Dover was known for his poke chops in the Nashville bars.
poke chops by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Diggitty Chops 

When a girl look real damn fine.
Damn, son, you see LaToya over there? Man, she diggitty chops!
Diggitty Chops by Big Diggity March 16, 2012