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Urban Crimping 

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am
dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!
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brush cramming 

Similar to slacking off all semester and cramming for the final exam, brush cramming is the act of brushing one's teeth excessively shortly before a dentist appointment.
Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was busy brush cramming.
brush cramming by JFogarty1124 December 30, 2011

Happy Cramming 

1) -To wish someone the best in studying.

-To wish someone luck with their homework.
Jerry "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Jim "Nah man, I got a bunch of homework"
Jerry "Ok, cool man. Happy Cramming!"

Crimping 

An act of movement outside the norm, such as scooting, creeping, or duck-walking.
Joey, began crimping down the hallway, catching everyone's attention with this strange spectacle.
Crimping by comeonpeople October 11, 2016
When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm
I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her
Crumming by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

cramming veins 

the act of jamming a veiny boner into a vagina
My mother acted confused when I responded to my fathers inquiry about how I could have possily gotten my girlfriend pregnant by responding, "by cramming veins!".
cramming veins by DBTchamp September 30, 2010

crimminy jimsus 

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket
Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!
crimminy jimsus by E March 23, 2005