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criminalistics 

I work in the field of criminalistics
criminalistics by Athiest Pope June 18, 2006

criminalistic 

people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.
criminalistic by saddgirl August 7, 2009

only the criminals have guns 

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.
If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?

Criminalistic 

When someone steals you hair straighteners (specifically your sister). It is an adjective.
That was so criminalistic of you, that was so very criminalistic i will have to check for criminalistic damage.
Criminalistic by Thepengemmy May 16, 2021

Genuinely criminalist

When you're genuine on a good day, but display criminal behavior every now and again
Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.

criminality sweat 

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+
Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"
criminality sweat by vChuy September 10, 2021