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cretinitus 

A desiese that only affects males, the counterpart being sketinitus which is the female form, turns the recipients into full on fledged retards who can only communicate with those who also have contracted the form of cuntness
Did you here about Ralph, he got cretinitus, no surprise he's a scumbag that molested multiple small children
cretinitus by shankleberrypie July 4, 2017

caretious 

A combination of careful and cautious.

One step above both.
Dylan double checked a room to be caretious
caretious by Kidknowsstuff October 17, 2023

advanced cretinism 

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!

Cretinist 

A person who has no tolerance for cretins. Regards them as stupid and a lower life form culturally.
I am not a racist, I am a cretinist
Cretinist by The Cretinist August 15, 2011

Cretinopedia 

The real name for the cretinous Conservapedia, 'the alternative wikipedia' for dimwits, godbots,catlickers and others with no interest in facts.

Cretinopedia is perfect if you want to come across as a godfucking dickhead.
Cretinopedia by shonny February 26, 2009

Cretinovirus 

Old existing meme type of virus spread by covidiots
Don't listen to that covidiot, you'll catch cretinovirus
Cretinovirus by azhder March 21, 2020
Critically righteous
*used in chant* CRITIOUS, CRITIOUS CRITIOUS
critious by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023