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crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.
Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.
crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Crease Fuzz 

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.
I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.
Crease Fuzz by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.
The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

creasing 

Laughing so hard that u cant say anything or make any noise
Lucy: *says something funny*
Keegan: *creases*
Lucy: Oh look! Keegan is creasing. He's laughing so hard.
creasing by Vxaei November 24, 2018
Laughing like a motha'bitch
Yo guess whut, i was creasin' at dat shiz so hard yesterday

oh no way dude
Creasin by Coonschoolbus June 4, 2009