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crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse 

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.
That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

Cameron Crazies 

noun - Cameron Crazies
verb - "To do the Cameron Crazies:"

First,
Call as many friends who can fit in your closet and tell them to come over.
Second,
Have them paint their bodies and wearing bright blue afros (resembling the real Cameron Crazies), and make sure they are equipped with a boombox.
Third,
Call a girlfriend whom you know is open to making booty calls.
Fourth,
Once you are several minutes into the sexual act, have your friends burst out of the closet, blasting techno, jumping up and down, hollering at the top of their lungs in celebration of your manliness. (Video camera optional)
Fifth,
Be prepared to break up all relations with the woman you chose, as she will most likely want to.
"Dude, this easy girl I don't care about is coming over at 8. Get the guys over here at 7, so you can do the Cameron Crazies on her."

"Mom, a bunch of guys jumped out on us in the middle of intercourse!
...Aww Honey, they just did the Cameron Crazies on you..."
Cameron Crazies by Nick Werle February 6, 2008

I'm crazier than you. 

A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."

Half-Crazed 

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.
Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.
Half-Crazed by Mojo Maniac August 13, 2008

sex-crazed 

people that write basically 87% of Urban Dictionary's definitions
I searched for Strawberry Milk Shake and got really weird definitions from sex-crazed people
Crunk + Blazed = Crazed

When you're crazy, drunk, and high at the same time.
That nigga ran in to the pole, he's hella crazed.
Hey guys, I think I'm a little crazed, I'm gonna nap (in the middle of the park).
crazed by cramp October 8, 2005