Crank dat Sean Casey 

The term used to describe the act of stepping away from a female while performing intercourse, and adjusting the velcro strap of your gloves (the use of gloves is premeditated, for when you are planning to perform the Sean Casey. I mean, why else would you wear gloves?)

It is also the name of a dance where you adjust your gloves, step back and adjust your helmet. (Optional move: Adjusting your package for good measure)

This is derived from the baseball player, Sean Casey, who is known to adjust his gloves habitually between pitches.

I just smoked a J so I'm feeling kinda spacey, had to step away and crank dat Sean Casey.

Crank dat Sean Casey by large tuna March 4, 2009

crank dat lion king 

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"

yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night

crank dat lion king by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008

Crank Dat Jeffay 

when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.

"I gon Crank Dat Jeffay last night!"

Crank Dat Jeffay by ClefPro March 8, 2009

Crank dat Soulja boy 

verb:
To masturbate (crank that soldier boy)

John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy

Crank dat Soulja boy by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008

Crank Dat Soulja Boy 

1. A ridiculously gay song made by One-Hit-Wonder Soulja Boy.
2. Masturbation.

1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-

Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.

Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?

Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.

Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.

Crank Dat Soulja Boy by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008

crank dat batman 

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.

I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.

crank dat batman by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

crank dat stevie wonder by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008