cover 2 defense

Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.

I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.

cover 2 defense by whiteboyDJ October 28, 2009

Cover Down 

This is a military term for aligning yourself in formation with the person in front of you, so that when viewed from the front of a formation you all are covered and aligned correctly.

In the vernacular, to cover down means to get someone's back when they fuck up.

Example: "Where is Jones, why isn't he here?"

"He's at dental sergeant."

That's covering down.

When your wife drinks too much, you cover down on that shit, hold her hair out of the toilet, and tell nobody about it.

Cover Down by CPT Ron May 25, 2020

cover letter 

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

cover letter by vivavoka October 8, 2009

cover hog 

The one who always draws the covers in bed to himself, leaving his partner coverless

- Why don't you want to sleep with me anymore?
- 'Cause you're a cover hog.

cover hog by trepang December 14, 2009

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

cover yourself in oil by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Cover girl 

That one bad bitch that dosn't fuck with Lames

Wow she's a cover girl for real

Cover girl by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020

cover your nut

when a sales person makes enough money to cover expenses.
Came from western days when peddlers came into a hotel and needed a room but didn't have any money. The hotelkeeper would take their hub or "nut" from the wagon as a deposit. If the peddler sold enough, the nut was covered.

It cost me $200 for dinner but the commisson on the sale was $2,000. I covered my nut and then some.

cover your nut by Jim Blood January 31, 2004