Coronavirus 

Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.

Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"

Coronavirus by Sanjopla February 1, 2020

Coronavirus 

THE THING THAT RUINS

oh coronavirus sucks

Coronavirus by mentioned April 28, 2020

CoronaVirus 

A bitch.

Omg I HATE them !!!

Well, after all, it is CoronaVirus.....

CoronaVirus by Bratfink April 9, 2020

Coronavirus 

Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.

Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!

Coronavirus by TBizzle78 January 21, 2020

coronavirus 

stay safe kids. wash yah hands. brush yah teeth. carry hand sanitizer w/ you wherever you go. practice good hygiene. shower everyday. dont be making out w/ y’all’s significant others.

eg; “oml, he’s got the coronavirus! stay away. he needs to be quarantined!”

“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”

coronavirus by missboujee💦🤤💸 March 5, 2020

Coronavirus 

A shittyass virus who put us here today and e fuckin quarantined

"Coronavirus is coming wheres your facemasks !?"

Coronavirus by Ya.tu.sabe.the 3 May 2, 2020

coronavirus 

a virus that started from china, and is a serious problem that crashed the economy

person 1: oh no, i got the coronavirus
person 2: oh no

coronavirus by kyrian247 April 13, 2021