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Control Your Hoes 

Said to a guy, or less often a girl, when they cannot keep their side pieces or fuck buddies in line.

Examples of hoes getting loose:
-Hoes are trying to overstay their welcome after sex, trying to stay in bed past morning.
-Hoes are texting and calling him at the wrong time, like when he's with his main girl.
-Hoes are wandering off to other partners when they need to stay put. This is a serious lack of hoe control.
-Hoes are talking smack with his other hoes or friends when she needs to keep her mouth shut. She's just a hoe, she shouldn't be involved.

-He is not being dominant enough with his hoe in the bedroom.

Hoes are bitches, bitches are female dogs, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. Literally and metaphorically keep your hoe on a leash.
Ivan knows how to control his hoes. He's got a bunch of hoes that send him nude pics on snapchat, and he makes sure they all don't try to get emotionally close to him. None of his hoes know of the other, and none of them have other players they run with. Ask Ivan to teach you how to Control Your Hoes

control alt delete 

How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.
O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.

Control stick actuator 

A highly technical term for "pilot" on modern aircraft which essentially fly themselves.
Pilot: "That last flight was pretty rough, I think there's an issue with the flight controls."
Crew Chief (mechanic): "Probably a bad control stick actuator."

control denied 

great metal band featuring the singer/guitarist from the band death.
control denied by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

control freak 

Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other's lives will go ballistic. This ensues telling, demanding, and finally just doing what they wanted all along.

These persons are the complete opposite of, and will clash with those who are laid back
"1) we're going to decorate the apartment like this, 2) I want it decorated this way, 3) I just decorated it the way I wanted."
control freak by Anonymous November 20, 2003

control freak 

someone who has a habitual desire to take charge and to make sure things go their way
A control freak can have a tendency to become obsessive.
control freak by Gerard Irick January 29, 2010