Commusement

Any enjoyable event or entertaining moment that diverts your attention from your otherwise aggravating daily commute to or from work.

Worker: Wow my trip in provided a ton of commusement.

Co-worker: Oh yeah? What happened?

Worker: Well first this lady totally overreacted and punched another lady who wouldn't move her bag off an empty seat on the bus. Then I gave a dollar to Milli Vanilli after they performed on my subway car.

Co-worker: Wow neat!

Commusement by Slappyj5 June 12, 2011

Commusement Park 

An amusement park for communists

"WOAH! Let's go to the Commusement Park today!"

Commusement Park by HECKODO September 5, 2018

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

stallitary confinement by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

Solitary confinement 

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

Solitary confinement by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

solitary confinement 

1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.

See above, dumbass.

solitary confinement by Anon. October 1, 2003

Solitaire Confinement 

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

Solitaire Confinement by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010

solitary confinement 

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out

Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane

solitary confinement by austin October 7, 2003