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Dirty Man Competition 

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.
Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent

completely different level of swearing 

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.
"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

Completition 

The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.
Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.

Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.
Completition by Hybrid Raj March 30, 2011

and now for something completely different 

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

competitive cheerleading 

Cheerleading that is not on the sidelines cheering on a sports team, but it's own independent sport. Competitions are held to judge teams on things such as their tumbling (gymnastics) and stunting abilities. Much training and a higher skill level is imperative to succeed at competitive cheerleading.

Most competitive cheerleaders are allstar cheerleaders, which are cheerleaders not associated with a school.
The movie Bring it On is about two competitive high school teams.

Competitively Racist

Unlike being casually racist which is in a less serious and often lighthearted jab between friends or in a friendly setting where political correctness is a non issue, competitively racist is a serious form of racism calling for the violence or even genocide of a race in a serious matter (regardless of skin tone anyone can be competitively racist)
Those black lives matter folks said "kill all white people" they are competitively racist
Competitively Racist by insanegod October 6, 2018