Coffee 

The definition of life

Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)

Coffee by Sarah’s Dictionary August 9, 2018

Coffee 

Legal drugs

He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.

Coffee by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

coffee 

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

coffee by Pearllady70 November 15, 2009

coffee 

God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

coffee by JKrew_NOT January 2, 2010

Coffee 

Coffee: Nectar of the gods.

In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.

Coffee by carefulwiththataxluke March 24, 2009

Coffee 

A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!

Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.

Coffee by coffee-grinder October 9, 2010

coffee 

mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice

i need my morning coffee or i will set something on fire

coffee by qqqqqueer November 2, 2018