cocked off 

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

cocked off by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009

Cocked up 

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.

(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!

Cocked up by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.

Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009

cocked out 

to act cocky to the max that you have no more cockyness in you.

"i hope i don't get too cocky when i do it"
"naw man, you can be cocked out all you want."

cocked out by esul May 24, 2008

cocked blocked by Bill Gates 

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

cocked blocked by Bill Gates by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

Cocked over 

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

Cocked over by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011

Cocked Up 

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

Cocked Up by saralli February 6, 2010