Nut Clutter

n: when area around the genitals becomes abnormally messy due to insufficient trimming and/or cleaning, and therefore is rendered unusable.

" Wow, not washing and trimming my balls for the last seven years was a bad idea, I think I developed a bit too much nut clutter. I can no longer see or use my balls."

Nut Clutter by Verlaine Stain March 28, 2009

strategic clutter 

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

strategic clutter by osn4p August 8, 2009

white clutter 

a step above white trash

"I don't want people to think I'm white trash because I'm like a step above that.... I'm like white clutter."
- Justin McKinney, comedian

white clutter by z-dot July 19, 2011

Spacial Clutter Rage 

Anger caused by too many things or people getting in the way while attempting to do something else, especially when in a hurry.

The huge mountain of stuff that was building up on my desk caused me to have an attack of spacial clutter rage while attempting to wrap a parcel.

Spacial Clutter Rage by dragophelion April 6, 2006

Clitter Clutter 

When a woman fails to effectively clean out her vaginal regions, a clutter of trash is generated within her clitoris and other regions of the vagina

So I was going down on her and I swear I liked up a cigarette or something! It was such a clitter clutter

Clitter Clutter by Jeremiah Wittencock August 4, 2009

trailer clutter 

Noun.

Trailer clutter is the assortment of ridiculous clutter in any area of the property. Usually best descibed by a full kitchen such as pasta maker, pasta boiler, toaster, toaster oven, blender, microwave oven, vegetable steamer, vegetable shredder, food processor, etc. Essentially, clutter from someone who buys accessories to prove they are part of the electrical generation. However, now that all the 'material' is on display the cluttered space is no longer of any use.

I started dating a cute girl but quickly had to leave when it became apparent based on her kitchen and bathroom that my life with her would be filled with trailer clutter.

trailer clutter by Jeffy P February 7, 2007

human clutter 

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.

human clutter by Quinton July 26, 2006