Clemingston

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).

He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.

by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Clamming

Another form of when someone is crying and laughing with two different emotions

The girl, who had depression, was clamming.

by Big 🍌 February 13, 2020

Clamming

When two girls are scissoring but both of the pussies are dirty.

“Did you hear the Rachel and Janette were clamming the other night at the party?”

by Love Handle 69 420 May 1, 2021

Clemping

Tie weights to a clamp and place it on your penis when hard as a form of pleasure

"I heard Jimmy's been clemping in the bathroom before 3rd period"

by Sigma definitions December 26, 2023

Clemmin Time

When a lacrosse game begins, all those who might hold the secondary name of "Clematis", awaken a second wind in which their strength and speed increase, at the cost of their face cementing into a strange look which can't be gotten rid of.

"It's Clemmin Time!", Clematis says. "Why does he look like a swole lizard?".

by PCJungleWarriors March 12, 2024

Clerming

The act of masturbaiting on mute while on call with your friends.

Dude, I was clerming last night

by Theclassychicken March 19, 2025