choner 

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

choner by pollak-hater October 7, 2006

chokers 

Blunts of some killer green that got you coughin and chokin...

"I was laughin that night your little boss got flamed...I was blowin on the chokers, bangin sounds in the Range..." - Blade Icewood aka The Great Lake Ruler (R.I.P.)

chokers by Bank rolls in the pocket of my jeans October 22, 2006

choner 

It is a chode boner.

Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.

choner by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004

Chonkers 

Noun:(Chonk)
A fat cat

Adjective:(Chonkers)
Description of Something Awesome.

Synonyms
#EpicFartMoment
Awesome
Cool

"I just finished the Similarian"
"Chonkers!"

Chonkers by WubNub December 7, 2020

Turtle Chokers 

Another name for a turtle neck shirt

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"

Turtle Chokers by xsisblue January 29, 2009

the biggest chokers in history 

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet

After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"

the biggest chokers in history by jar March 11, 2005

Choderson

A floppy chode that can break into your house and rape your household pets

Matt "Chody Brody" Broderson broke into Richard Kumpf's house, stole his toothbrush, and came all in his dog's ass. Then his mom walks in and exclaims "Wow, way to pull a choderson."

Choderson by CHase Dalton February 28, 2009