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Human Centipede 

How to get annoying people to shut up.
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
Human Centipede by Masolina October 21, 2010

centipede twister 

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?

Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack
“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

cuntipede 

A not train of lesbians. Chuffing out end to end. A motterway if you will
Where's Laura and Joanne got go. They met up with Beth to form a human cuntipede
cuntipede by Benlonger June 17, 2016

centipedophile 

Refers to someone who is obsessed with the modern horror classic The Human Centipede. A Centipedophile can often be found watching the mouth-to-anus masterpiece in the early hours of the morning, trying to organise group screenings at the end of parties, or making The Human Centipede-themed jokes at highly inappropriate moments.
Yorick: Shall we watch a Human Centipede again tonight?

Horatio: That’s the third time this week, you Centipedophile!
centipedophile by centipedophile November 3, 2014

human centipede 

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
human centipede by ohhila May 22, 2012