Carpet Bomb 

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.

She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.

Carpet Bomb by AyeMoney October 6, 2016

Carpet Bomb 

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

Carpet Bomb by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bomb 

Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver

Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.

Carpet Bomb by Xoboots July 28, 2020

Carpet bomb 

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

Carpet bomb by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Carpet bomb 

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

Carpet bomb by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

carpet bomb 

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man

Dude I just carpet bombed the shit out of Jennifer.

carpet bomb by Sbobby January 3, 2025

Carpet Bomb 

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

Carpet Bomb by Hym Iam March 17, 2025