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let Jesus out of the capsule 

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.
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Capulate 

(n.) The act of sexual climax; only applies to small, prepubescent nuisance.

In all cases, the person capulating is called the "Cappy."
Some Girl- Oh, oh, OHHH!

Cappy- That's right, bitch, I'm about to capulate all up in this shit!
Capulate by A-Bag777 February 13, 2012

capsule beaner 

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.
person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner
capsule beaner by z-trip April 25, 2009
Dude, that chick's such a capulo.
Oye, esa chica es una capulo.
capulo by fubar369 October 8, 2011

Capularitus 

The secret fourth hole in a woman's body. Used only for pleasuring the male genitals. It is located in the thigh region and is only visible and fuckable if you truly beleive it is there.
Robert fucked the shit out of Sarah's capularitus after he was sick of her ass, mouth, and vagina.
Capularitus by wobertdiesatmidnight December 17, 2008
People who are the complete SHIT
People are jealous of the capsules in high school, simply because they aren't them.
Capsule by eggplantmama May 27, 2009