Cake

A delicious pastry often eaten with company such as the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

by ShaunGreiner December 8, 2007

CAKE

The best 90's band..ever

CAKE : "The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles
From rear view mirrors"

by czydisc June 11, 2009

Cake

sex partner/ spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend / cut buddy
to engage in sexually activity
to cuddle
to sweet talk on the phone with your significant other

Im having a long day at work I just want to get home to my "cake".

by YazminSye April 12, 2008

Cake

Cake is another word for ass. Mainly a TikTok thing but now used in everyday talk. If a TikTok shows someones ass people are gonna comment "ayy so no one gonna talk about that cake"

Person 1: Yo, show me some of that cake of yours!
Person 2: yea okay...

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

Cake

Illegal drug imported from the Czech Republic, popular in the wordBoom-Rave culture, also known as Bromicide or Russel Dust; proper name Dimesmeric Antiphosphate.

Place was full of custard gannets munching on cake

by Drusillus January 26, 2003

Cake

Something/Someone that looks so good that you doubt how real it is !

That outfit is cake !

I know a cake when I see one !

by 9:16 July 12, 2020

Cake

A mouth-watering thick ‘ol booty that when eaten leaves you cross-eyed.

Damn, that Kusi got cake so fire ima get diabetes overnight!

by Craig Pulitzer December 13, 2020