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drive by braille 

"Bots dots" are raised plastic reflective bubbles that are placed on the top and bottom of the white and yellow road stripes, named after the chemist who designed them and found mainly in California. Driving over them results in a thudding that keeps you in lane. Driving by Braille, or "Braille Driving" is when someone is so drunk they navigate by the sound and vibration alone - or worse, lean out the window and feel their way along the road to find their way.
"George Bush was so drunk when he was pulled over, he must have been driving by Braille with one hand on the wheel and one on the road."

Braille eyebrows

Eyebrows that are too pale and/or sparse to see; they're invisible but they're there.
"He's pretty handsome, but he doesn't have any eyebrows." "He has eyebrows!" "Well, maybe if you touch them. He has Braille eyebrows."
Braille eyebrows by leshka321 April 29, 2009

Lips Like Braille 

Lips Like Braille, originally View By Ascendancy, is the solo project of Ty Harrington. Started in 2008, Ty has spent the last years writing and recording the soon to be released first self-titled EP, three songs off of which are posted on his myspace (www.myspace.com/lipslikebraille) and two fo which are on last.fm free to download. Drawing influences from a range that spans from Lady Gaga to Bring Me The Horizon, LLB’s music fuses pop sweetness with a rock agression, and laces it all with acoustic ballads and thought provoking lyrics.
Hey have you heard this new band, Lips Like Braille??!

drive by braille 

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.
I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.
drive by braille by Jeff December 20, 2004

Braille astronomer 

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.
I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.
Braille astronomer by superyouper October 31, 2005

Like Reading Braille 

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.
"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)