bought-o-biography
The starving novelist supplements her income by ghostwriting the occasional celebrity bought-o-biography.
bought-o-biography by Joni Rodgers September 18, 2006
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bought out
The act of physically destroying a small business by breaking things and throwing things around causing a giant mess, which will allow larger companies (IBM) and people(Bill Gates) to overthrough and prevent competition from arising.
bought out by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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bought something bad from Walmart
Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.
*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.
*see "going to Walmart"
*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.
*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
bought something bad from Walmart by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
bought a jaguar
When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
bought a jaguar by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
bought-it
bought-it by lilmama007 July 12, 2006
bought the farm
1.To fail in the most complete way, without understanding how. This originates from the linux error code "EIEIO" which refers to an error which makes no sense, and cannot be repaired.
2.To die
2.To die
"Jet pilots say that when a jet crashes on a farm the farmer usually sues the government for damages done to his farm by the crash, and the amount demanded is always more than enough to pay off the mortgage and then buy the farm outright. Since this type of crash is nearly always fatal to the pilot, the pilot pays for the farm with his life, and has bought the farm."
With definition 1, the metaphor of buying the farm is often elaborated upon:
*dave makes a big mistake*
jeremy: You just bought the farm.
The minister of agriculture wishes to speak urgently with you.
With definition 1, the metaphor of buying the farm is often elaborated upon:
*dave makes a big mistake*
jeremy: You just bought the farm.
The minister of agriculture wishes to speak urgently with you.
bought the farm by the ronnie January 27, 2007
bought a car
Being convinced or coerced into doing something that you really wanted to do anyway, but were protesting for the sake of appearances. Consider the car salesman.
"He talked me into having sex on the first date! I mean, I really did want to, but I didn't want him to think I was a slut or anything."
"So you're saying you bought a car."
"So you're saying you bought a car."
bought a car by stephinextremis August 17, 2007