Definitions by stephinextremis

bought a car 

Being convinced or coerced into doing something that you really wanted to do anyway, but were protesting for the sake of appearances. Consider the car salesman.

"He talked me into having sex on the first date! I mean, I really did want to, but I didn't want him to think I was a slut or anything."
"So you're saying you bought a car."

bought a car by stephinextremis August 17, 2007

niner 

A reference to the Inland Empire region of Southern California, whose telephone area codes are 909 and 951.

"Oh, come off it - you live in Riverside!"
"Like you're any better, living in Chino."
"Shut up, you two - you both live in the niner."

niner by stephinextremis April 14, 2007