west bloomfield

A very pompous city in Michigan, located in the very infamous Oakland County, home of the very materialistic, egotistical, stuck-up, and rich snobs. Every household contains at LEAST TWO Cadillac Escalades, Range Rovers, Hummers, Mercedes Benz, BMWs, Lexus, or other name-brand luxury cars. Everyone tries to one up each other, always trying to look better than the next person. If you want to live here, you have to be shallow, supericial, and have expensive tastes. You can always tell the difference between someone from Wixom and someone from West Bloomfield by their ethnicity, clothing, car, hairstyles and vacation choices. West Bloomfield habitants generally wear things such as The North Face, Armani, Luis Vuitton, Tiffany and Co, Abercrombie and Fitch and Movado. Typically, shop in stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Nordstrom. This is the home of many Jewish American Princesses, or JAPS and Chaldeans. It is often called West JEWfield. So many young girls starting at the age of 14 often get plastic surgery, pressured by the overly shallow society. Nothing in West Bloomfield matters but wealth, pricey fashions, high-class living, and looking good.

Look at that girl driving the newest Mercedes Benz model! She's wearing Chanel earrings, Uggs, a Tiffany's necklace and bracelet, True Religion jeans, and a North Face. She's probably from West Bloomfield.

You're filthy rich and you live in Oakland County. I bet you live in West Bloomfield!

That JAP who goes to that expensive private school is a West Bloomie.

That 10-year old girl from West Bloomfield has more Luis Vuitton purses than my business woman mother.

by ThisIsWhatsUp February 18, 2008

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The place where women go to meet spoiled brats with money. We marry them and have affairs with every day average ppl and laugh at them while they provide with mommy and daddy’s money. It’s so fun to hear them talk so much crap without the experiences. Lol.

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Let’s go eat in west Bloomfield

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I LOVE the WB!

I love living it up here in West Bloomfield

by Cutie from West Bloomie November 2, 2003

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Richest city in Michigan... richest in country outside of Florida and California. (often referred to as a new money Grosse Pointe) Neighboring the much less classier Birmingham, West Bloomfield possibly inspires the most resent and jealously when told that you live there out of any other city in Michigan, but hey, with an average income of over $200,000, its not that hard to understand. It is no big deal to see a lambo or porsche cruising down the street... with a 16 year old driver. Basically, West Bloomfield is what makes Oakland Country the real OC

Person X- "Hey where do you live?"
Person Y- "in West Bloomfield"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*

by Lizzy Berns June 6, 2008

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I have lived many places in my life, but hands down the TOWNSHIP of West Bloomfield is by far the worst place I've ever lived. Sure it's low on crime and murder, but just know those things DO happen. I was born in Detroit, raised in Southfield, and my hard working BLACK parents moved us to WB in 1992, and that changed my life.
The first kids to bully me were Chaldeans, and then Jewish, and then other Black kids. Apparently I wasn't street enough,or back enough for rich African Americans, and I was also seen as nothing but another N-word to everyone else.
My friends did come from ALL nationalities though, and if you're not pretentious, condescending, sarcastic, or a simple all around douchebag, you're NOT going to make it in West Bloomfield. Because you will not fit in.
High school was really no better.

West Bloomfield High School is divided into many Chaldeans who LOVE trying to act tough, and imitating Black & Italian stereotypes. But ironically turn very conservative. From 2pac to Trump. 🤷🏽 ♂️ It's also divided into many Jewish kids who act very haughty and snobby to everyone. And then there is African American kids, who try to act tough and imitate Black stereotypes, (Even though there parents are the hard working opposite). Let's not forget kids from Keego Harbor who may of grown up in some type of poverty or broken homes, yet they still try to to imitate black stereotypes. (Do you see a pattern here?) The rest of the kids in the school are the very quiet future Doctors and Lawyers of the world. But on the average, West Bloomfield is a microcosm of when insecurities, divorced families, status driven, "fix it with money" personalities all blend together in a Starbucks cup. The amount of drug dealers, and users are no different than any bad part of Detroit. The ONLY difference is that money helps things APPEAR to be different. So basically WB only taught me that when you have money, it doesn't mean you're a better person. It only means you can make yourself appear that you are. I hope this summary helps people understand the truth. And ever since I've left that bewildered cesspool of judgmental stares from Karen's of all types, my life has gotten better. And I've learned that being known to be genuine and kind is a better status symbol than any Range Rover.

by Phlyer September 21, 2021