Bender bending rodriguez 

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

Bender bending rodriguez by AJAW October 11, 2004

Cum-bending 

An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.

Would you like to practice cum-bending?

Cum-bending by Doot boi June 8, 2018

elbow bending bitch 

Triffling bar skank

Cherisa went to the bar one night to pick up any random dick.. She is a elbow bending bitch

elbow bending bitch by Dawsonator February 15, 2015

My eyes are bleeding 

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

My eyes are bleeding by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

Bleeding edge 

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.

For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.

Bleeding edge by do I have to put something here? October 1, 2004

anal bleeding 

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

anal bleeding by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Bleeding lethal pilot 

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

Bleeding lethal pilot by Colm Conor October 24, 2016