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Big Dyke On Campus BDOC 

Term for the well know, famous aka INFAMOUS, notorious, playin, pimpin, heart breakin, sex symbols, idols, lusted after, pined for, smooth talkin, pleasure giving, fashion conscious (optional), confidence oozing, dance floor pwning, and ultimately lady lovin lesbians who own the lesbian/queer scene on their campus. if you are that good you will be talked about years after you've graduated. typically has experience with all sorts of queers/females, but is especially noted for their ability to turn straight girls into questioning twitterpated potential dates/hook ups.
jasmine: "dude, kat totally could be the next Big Dyke On Campus BDOC at smith!"
tricia: "nah man, she's got style but nothin can live up to chris...now that one was a real BDOC. these new kids just can't live up to the game of their elders."

hanna: "so i really like makenna, i mean who wouldn't she's sucha BDOC!, but i don't wanna get played you know? i mean, she SAYS she really likes me but how many girls has she said that to before? plus i have like 4 of her exes in one of my classes and the glares are getting annoying..."
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Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone 

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks 

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.
"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

Callin' Earl on the big white phone 

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.
He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES 

RAAAHHHH RAHHHHHH
Boa Hancock: "Why don't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"

Luffy: " SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH"

put on your big girl panties 

A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.
Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

immature martyr