Baste the Turkey 

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

Baste the Turkey by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

baste my turkey 

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

baste my turkey by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Baste jumping 

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.

Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.

Baste jumping by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Grill Baste 

The act of forcefully farting (you can be clothed or naked) with your ass inches from someone's face (or grill). You get extra credit if they feel the wind or ass spray on their beak. The terminology derives from the fact that you are basting their grill in your own unique brand of stink.

Damn! Did you see that!? Eli just got grill basted by a 325-pound woman!! That fool is gonna smell like a mix of ho-hos, chocodiles and ass for the rest of the day. What a chump.

Grill Baste by HC Green June 12, 2006

Sandwich-Baste 

The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'

mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'

Sandwich-Baste by Baste Master July 7, 2010

Lamb Baste 

When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.

Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.

Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .

Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.

Lamb Baste by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011

turkey baste 

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

turkey baste by Etch September 9, 2006