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joined at the hip 

Another way of saying two people are presently engaging in sexual intercourse.
Mommy, what's that noise upstairs? Oh little Timmy! Your brother and sister are going at it right now. You might say they are joined at the hip!

Jumpers at the Gate 

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.
Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin' 

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.
Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79 

Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.

His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.

Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79 News article.

Are you actually gonna kill me due to just winning at the game

"first person: Dude I'm gonna kill you for winning"

"second person: Are you actually gonna kill me due to just winning at the game dude"

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue Whilst Working Hhard At The Same Time, I 

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue Whilst Working Hhard At The Same Time, I
I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue Whilst Working Hhard At The Same Time, I