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Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
Michael English is an asshat.
asshat by zoe2001 June 3, 2009
The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot
Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!
asshat by Bueller aka asshat March 22, 2007
*Man riding unicycle in middle of traffic*
Get outta the road you asshat!!
asshat by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008
A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."
asshat by Clown asshat February 21, 2008
'you are such an asshat'
asshat by jenna rae July 15, 2008
A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.
"You asshat, take off that asshat!"
asshat by Silty Loam March 10, 2010