Asphalt Therapy 

1. The act of Driving or Riding until life makes sense again.

2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.

"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"

"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"

Asphalt Therapy by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012

asphalt farmer 

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it

Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy

asphalt farmer by Ja$h November 6, 2014

Asphalt Blaq 

A group of the toughest niggas in the world who run train and eat chicken sandwiches and waffle fries made by various women.

Yo did you hear that Asphalt Blaq ran train on those BANs today?

Asphalt Blaq by AnonymousBall3r June 10, 2010

asphalt ugly 

term used to describe the ugliest beyond ugly creature; a beat ass bitch

damn bro, yo bitch is asphalt ugly.

asphalt ugly by josue July 13, 2004

asphalt shoes 

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

asphalt shoes by rtil April 19, 2005

Asphalt Pussy 

1. A prostitute who walks streets or roads, a streetwalker

Tony got pinched when he tried to buy some asphalt pussy on main street.

Asphalt Pussy by bryken7 June 24, 2016

asphalt quesadilla  

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

asphalt quesadilla by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009