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A horrible skidoo that barely works on a good day
Hey you see that hunk of junk Yeah it runs like and artic cat
artic cat by Contrary arse March 15, 2017

artic snowcricket 

An Artic Snowcricket is a small unseen creature that has the same sound characteristics of a barking spider. Sometimes mistaken for flatulence.
*fart sound*

"Dude, did you hear that Artic Snowcricket!?"

Artic popsicle 

When a person freezes a turd and masterbates with it
Artic popsicle by LiLdrooppy August 6, 2018

Artic Chill 

When you take your hand and put it in the freezer, then jerk off with it.
Bro I just gave my self a l artic chill last night. I froze my hand and jerked off with it.
Artic Chill by Sir Dirty Dan April 5, 2022

Artic Rush 

When two people get into 69 position and they see how fast they can shove frozen gogurt into each others asses. Good for straight and gay couples.
I love giving rimjobs after artic rush

Artic release

The Act of masturbating when it is snowy outside, once ready to release semen, get outside and extract your semen while your penis is submerged in snow
My Friends and I totally did an artic release in the blizzard of 2010
Artic release by China Boy 12 August 20, 2011