AOLer

1)A person who subscribes to AOL service
2)A computer user who is usually computer illiterate and uses way to much internet shothand to be understood by a normal human being with a IQ
3)A Subscriber to AOL service who falls into the 95% of them are dumb enough to think that AOL *IS* the Internet . This condition can be fixed by taking AOL and blocking their access to the 'real' internet then give them their own little sandbox to play in and they'll be happy.
4)A general slang term for very dumb computer user. Who proably shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.
5)A lamer
6)A script kiddie

What a bunch of brain dead AOLers!
That person is such the AOLer.
Its just another AOLer on the internet.

AOLer by try_a_different_name September 28, 2005

aleda 

Aleda is an amazing person. She's beautiful, and owns it most of the time. If you're ever feeling down, she will ALWAYS find a way to cheer you up. She's a great friend, but don't make her mad. She'll climb up you and take you down faster than you can scream OH CRAP! Other than that, she's one of the kindest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. Very popular, as well. If you've ever dated Aleda, you can consider yourself one of the luckiest men alive. But, I'll have you know, she's not one to give second chances, so if you break here heart, don't expect to be allowed to pick it up and try to fix it..

Who's that?
Oh, that's Aleda. She's amazing.

aleda by literally not your friend March 22, 2018

aled 

Name given to a true soul, a person that is closest to purity and one that can achieve all desired.

Aled, the nicest and strongest soul

aled by S.Einstein February 10, 2008

ATLed

Acceptable Tactical Loss,

"We lost a guy back there, but it doesn't make much of a difference"

"Ha, Steli got ATLed"

ATLed by James Penfold April 22, 2008

Aledo High School

A nigger shit hole school east of Fort Worth where niggers, smelly mexicans, and weak little fortnite playing juul smoking white boy cucks who jerk each other off in the bathroom and hit their box mods go. The weed in Aledo is garbage trailer park shit that is sold for $15 to $25 a g to dumb high school kids. Every year the football team gets together to drink and smoke blunts of K2 and spice, then the Aledo High Football Team take turns fucking a blacked out drunk 13 year old girl in her ass and pussy with no rubbers.

In Aledo if you are a football player it is tradition to have your dad buy you a truck, get hammered drunk, and rape a freshman in it with 3 of your buddies in order to "christen" your new vehicle. In aledo you either dip or vape, and if you smoke its probably doo doo ass mids you buy from the trailer park next to the baseball fields on Bankhead. Don't forget to smoke k2 legal herbal blend in the school bathroom before you and *NIGGER NAME CENSORED* go rape a girls pussy on the fertile shores of weatherford lake.

The white girls at aledo are such huge sluts that most of them take xanax and fuck niggers every weekend. And of course there's the famous story of the 2 local football stars who woke up after a party to realize they had fucked a 7th grade cheerleader and her bloody panties were left abandoned on the trampoline out back. .

J gay: damn bro where did u get all these bars, shitty weed, and bleedin freshman pussyholes?
CraigMaczy: This school Aledo High School. You know their recruiting for the football team you should transfer. They will give you free steroids and a flat screen tv if you are good at football and join their team.

Aledo High School by dfsgaa erfc November 11, 2018

AOLer

n. 1. A subscriber of the America Online service, who's world revolves around email and chatting and cannot function on a day to day basis without large, sloppy, cartoony icons to tell them what to do to while operating their PC; nor are they considered computer literate; nor are they able to use the web either efficently or in general, who type poorly with little to no correct grammar or punctuation whilst overusing internet abbreviations to convey messages as quickly and as lazily as possible, rendering their electronic conversations illegibale and otherwise nonsensical to an embarassing dergree.

2. A person in which case the closest thing they've ever seen to a mouse is a bar of soap, and have no idea what they're doing online, in front of a computer, or in general, who are usually overly ignorant to technology as a whole, who are considered by the general population as complete idiots who are unfit to operate a computer.

"Every AOLer should have to go through rigorous computer training sessions so that everyone else isn't bothered by their stupid questions."

AOLer by TheWarlock May 18, 2005

differently abled 

adj. Politically correct 1990s euphemism meaning "disabled". Contrary to what the words may suggest, "differently abled" does NOT mean "having different abilities;" more precisely it means "lacking expected abilities." Since mental disability is generally associated with much more social stigma than physical disability (and hence is ripe for being described by a "sensitive" PC vocabulary), "differently abled" is most frequently encountered in similar contexts as "special". With this in mind, persons of non-retarded status should construe the phrase as a deep insult.

What the teacher thinks: "Goddamn, that was funny! Why do they insist on mainstreaming these plainly retarded kids...they're so distracting to my class..."

What the teacher says: "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves for laughing when our differently abled peers gave their fine interpretation of Hamlet."

differently abled by Carl Willis January 18, 2005