Skip to main content

adobe threshold

In software engineering, the point of inelegance when a codebase will collapse in on itself like a mud house. It is conceptually similar to the Chandrasekhar Limit, the mass above which a star can collapse into a black hole.

A codebase that has surpassed the adobe threshold cannot be completely understood at one time, because its complexity is too much for someone to keep in their head. This can lead to additional problems ranging from duplicated code to whole systems that do nothing but fight each other.

Collapsed codebases are not maintainable, which means they cannot have bugs fixed or functionality added. Engineers may contain collapse by applying emergency encapsulation measures, walling off entire features like junk-filled rooms in a vast house.
If you bring in any more mercenary programmers, our codebase is going to pass the adobe threshold and collapse.
adobe threshold mug front
Get the adobe threshold mug.
See more merch
4. A slang term used to refer to short homosexual Asian men.
Hey its that nerd Adobe over there.
adobe by JC_ZERO January 15, 2008

Adobe Gains 

When a person (often fitness-athletes) uses photoshop to edit pictures of themselves, in order to look more muscular and lean. The term came from combining the word "gains" and Adobe Photoshop.

It was made popular after several Shredz-atlethes were exposed for editing their own photos before posting them, for example Paige Hathaway and Devin Zimmerman.
Person: Have you seen this guy called Devin? He's shredded!
Bradley Martyn: Nah man! It's just adobe gains!
Adobe Gains by P_Explicit June 28, 2016
Adobe is a computer software company that makes products for everyday things (animating: Adobe Flash, PDF's: Adobe Acrobat, etc.).
It is really pricey to get products from Adobe.
Adobe by NARbluebird June 1, 2018

Adobe Flash Day

To celebrate the death of Adobe Flash on December 31st of 2020,you have to play as much flash games as you can on the 30th.
"I'm going to play as much flash games as possible to celebrate Adobe Flash Day!"
Adobe Flash Day by KyoKenX December 29, 2020
A really kind friend who is always there for you :)
person 1: Omg Adobea is so nice isn't she!
person 2: ikr!!
Adobea by meepmmmmmmm November 1, 2021

Arizona Adobe 

Similar to an Alaskan Pipeline, you take a shit in a condom and sun dry it, therefore creating a brick-like substance inside the condom suitable for activities normally performed with a dildo.
Hello hunny, happy birthday, it's an Arizona Adobe!
Arizona Adobe by empTe January 10, 2009