administration 

the man, the powers that be, the state, esp. when referring to the government in power. Often refers to a faceless entity, powers unseen that exercise control.

Occasionally refers to unelected or unremovable powers. A dictatorship or totalitarian state. Big Brother.

The Bush administration is making the rules.

Microsoft's administration could give a rat's ass whether or not you like Vista, it is coming pre-installed.

administration by JakeinthedirtyD March 4, 2008

wikipedia administrator

a tool or a geek or a dork that moderates wikipedia.

a wikipedia administrator is someone who mostly needs to get a life, mostly.

wikipedia administrator by TheTruthIsInHere April 9, 2007

administrative assistant 

An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.

Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."

administrative assistant by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Administration 

Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.

The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.

70 children were expelled that day.

Administration by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

bush administration 

when talking about bush jr. ... the one administration ever in the history of democracy that is a minority administration, Al Gore got more votes than W Bush in the 2000 election, that is a solid fact... look it up.

Where are the weapons of mass destruction?.. Why havent we found Osama Binladin? Why did Bush become president when Gore has more votes? and where is little timmy?

bush administration by Jonny Donut June 6, 2004

wikipedia administrator

One who has little to no social life whatsoever, and instead has decided to become a tools on Wikipedia. Most editors are not admins, because everybody hates admins.

Hey do you want to be a wikipedia administrator?
No way dude, everybody hates them and I have social life.

wikipedia administrator by Menteus42 March 11, 2010

Transportation Security Administration

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.

The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.

Transportation Security Administration by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010