Creative Accounting 

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

Creative Accounting by MathPlus January 9, 2019

Home Depot Accounting Department 

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

Home Depot Accounting Department by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008

Pam from accounting 

An unpleasant person who always has to argue, say something negative, or give bad news.

Also known as "Karen" or "Debbie Downer".

X: What a beautiful day it is today.
Y: A little too windy for my taste. Better enjoy it. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

X: Thanks, Pam from accounting.

Pam from accounting by SaraBeth873 October 23, 2022

Pubelic Accounting 

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

Pubelic Accounting by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Midnight Accounting 

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

Midnight Accounting by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

from Accounting, don't worry about him by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

Hollywood Accounting 

A series of shady, unconventional accounting practices Hollywood studios use to convert financial successes in the entertainment industry into financial losses. This is done to avoid paying taxes, royalties, and profit-sharing for a project.

"Hey Disney, this movie I starred in made over $1.3 billion at the box office. Why haven't I gotten any cut of revenue?"
"Oh, no one told you? That movie lost $23 million, we can't pay you anything."
"Hey, you were engaging in Hollywood Accounting, weren't you?!"

Hollywood Accounting by jojo_03 February 10, 2024