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There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

There's a Nap for That" 

A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.
Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe
Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

there’s a bee 

Micheal with a B doesn’t like these kinds bees
Teacher: where’s the bee

Random kid: there’s a bee

Michael with a B: THEreS A BeEe
there’s a bee by Jistmoron February 19, 2020

there's a snake in your pants 

"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"
Woody: There's a snake in your pants
Andy's gf: HIYA

There's a snake in my boot 

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot
oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.