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is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book
yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
yo mama by chapelle April 3, 2004
Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.
A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.
1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.
yo mama by Jay November 13, 2003
A greeting used on one's mother.
"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"
yo mama by Arthur November 16, 2003

"yo mama" 

"yo mama" is on her way home
"yo mama" by Baptiste August 18, 2006
yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone
yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on
yo mama by godofthunder890 December 21, 2003