I would stand in line for this 

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

I would stand in line for this by JormanThoad May 24, 2018

I would 

Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.

Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.

I would by Big Papi February 2, 2009

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

I would eat the corn out of her shit 

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.

"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

I would eat the corn out of her shit by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009

I Would Rather 

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.

Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.

Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.

I Would Rather by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010

i would rather die 

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

i would rather die by Robert Coote January 17, 2007

I would use her shit for toothpaste 

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

I would use her shit for toothpaste by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020